Britney Spears has tried almost everything to get attention. Since everyone has swagga jacked her infamous car exits without drawers, she’s resorted to something new…showing her tampon:
Who knows how many celebs will swagga jack Britney Spears’ Anaheim, CA concert wardrobe malfunction
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When Joaquin Phoenix acted a fool on Letterman, people wondered if it was a stunt for an upcoming Casey Affleck/Ali Gesque/Borat movie. Now he done gone and attacked some heckler in the crowd during a Miami show and the question remains: Real or Boratified?
Decide for yourself:
Andy Samberg clowned Mark Wahlberg on SNL with his Marky Mark Talks To Animals skit. On Jimmy Kimmel, we realized Mr. Wahlberg wasn’t feeling a good vibration. He was still in character for Max Payne.
Time will tell whether Wahlberg reverts back to his old self, Marky Mark, or the hatemongering thug of his Boston days.
Christian Bale AKA Batman raised quite a stir with news reports that he was arrested for abusing his mamma. Contrary to popular notions, it has nothing to do with fame or money.
It has everything to do with method acting.
Heath Ledger lost his life trying to become the Joker, even though Jack Nicholson warned him:
Heath Ledger thought landing the demanding role of the Joker was a dream come true - but now some think it was a nightmare that led to his tragic death. Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead.
“Well,” Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, “I warned him.”
What does this have to do with Christian Bale?
Everything.
Bruce Wayne is an orphan.
Christian Bale got so wrapped up in his character, he subconsciously is trying to become one.
I’d like to retract my earlier statement. I don’t blame method acting.
I blame Adam West.
Where was he when Christian Bale needed him the most?
We thought the brotha was dead. But we guess not. This dude’s performance on “Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-up” sure is…
If Martin doesn’t want the show to be canceled, he needs to exercise his first amendment rights and tell some jokes his damnself!
As fans of reality television, we tend not to believe that watching it makes you dumb. Then again, we don’t watch The Hills on MTV, where apparently being dumb is a prerequisite for getting a spot on the show.
Take Spencer Pratt.
We just knew him as some dude who has a hell of a publicist. After watching David Letterman rip into him FOR SIX MINUTES, we think Spencer needs new help:
Ha! He tried rolling out before the interview ended. Only problem? He should have left as soon as he sat down.
Reports have surfaced about George Clooney breaking up with girlfriend Sarah Larsen during her breast implant recovery.
Contrary to what some might think, Clooney neither hates breasts nor does he hate implants.
George Clooney hates deception.
A friend says, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”
Nothing says “I’m going to cheat on you” more than unsolicited breast implants.
Clooney knew it was all about her.
And no one upstages George Clooney, dammit!
Paparazzi seems to be bad luck for the migety Hollywood actress. This time Mary Kate Olsen is victimized:
Time to beef up that security.
The Paparazzi did what Skylar couldn’t do…
They GOT the cheerleader:
So much for Heroes.
Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo, with all of his money and fame, is still stuck in 11th grade:
“He (Romo) had the nerve to put Jessica on speaker phone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills.”
We warned about overhyping celebrity women last year. Apparently celebrity dudes are just as bad!
And fellas, maybe this should help you get over your Jessica Simpson crush! Not that you actually had a chance. But with her strikeouts with celebrity guys, maybe you actually have a….
Who are we fooling? You still don’t have a chance to get with Jess, her horrid skillz, and overbearing dad!
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