Jeremiah Wright and Britney Spears Conspiracy Connection

Poor Barak Obama.
First he had to contend with Obama Girl trying to ruin his election and marriage.
That didn’t work, so the Man sent Britney Spears to take away Obama’s shine.
Big wheel kept on turning, proud Obama kept on burning.
Then, like a cold sore that won’t go away on prom night, Jeremiah Wright had to come back and run his mouth again and again.
Why would he jeopardize Obama’s chance to make history and become the first black President?
Because Jeremiah Wright fears Barak Obama’s success. Take a look at Obama’s race speech:
The profound mistake of Reverend Wright’s sermons is not that he spoke about racism in our society. It’s that he spoke as if our society was static; as if no progress has been made; as if this country - a country that has made it possible for one of his own members to run for the highest office in the land and build a coalition of white and black; Latino and Asian, rich and poor, young and old — is still irrevocably bound to a tragic past. But what we know — what we have seen - is that America can change. That is true genius of this nation. What we have already achieved gives us hope - the audacity to hope - for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.
If Obama’s run at the White House fails, so does Obama’s argument. And Jeremiah Wright wins. He can say, “See, look at what they did to Brother Obama. I told you things haven’t changed.” Then he can write a book, start a new congregation and rake in the $$$ representing good ol’ fashioned fearmongering.
And we all know about the danger of fear as taught by noted Unitarian Universalist Master Yoda:
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
People have questioned whether Obama was present during Wright’s infamous speeches.
But they’re looking for the wrong churchgoer.
Instead of looking for Mr. Obama, all eyes should be on whether Britney Spears was in the crowd. After all, a Sith apprentice is never far from their Sith Lord.
That’s right, I’m suggesting that the Man behind Obama’s troubles is actually Jeremiah Wright. He is the Emperor to Britney Spears’ Vader. Darth Sidious to Obama Girl’s Maul.
These are dark times indeed.
Barak Obama, may the Force be with you.
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