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According to the Daily Mail, Britney Spears engaged in behavior so horrific, she made her 6′7″ bodyguard Tony Barretto cry.  Although the bad parenting in the article is nothing new, Britney’s charitable side is a welcome surprise.

Instead of giving cash bonuses to her staff, she ‘rewarded’ them by walking around butt-naked and giving them the honor of fetching drugs and alcohol for her…without sharing. 

Not surprisingly, the staff didn’t appreciate the behavior. 

But that’s not all they didn’t appreciate:

One night at a club she came up and started dancing with me. My back was to her, and she rubbed her front and breasts against my butt and ran her hands down my back. ‘My partner radioed me, “She wants to dance. You dance.” When I turned around she turned and put her butt on me, bumping and grinding. I wasn’t aroused. I was embarrassed.’

If Britney Spears couldn’t get her bodyguard excited in the flesh, she didn’t stand a chance at exciting viewers during the VMA Awards.

Then again, maybe Britney was too high to realize she was getting all belly and not dongage from the bodyguard.  Even so, it was an oversight not befitting a season pro like Britney Spears.