Last week we witnessed an unprecedented assault on those who fantasize about Jessica Alba.
First we learned from Lossip that she’s all makeup:
Apparently, it’s a risk a number of fans would gladly take, although the following poster represents the realistic level of intimacy one is likely to have with Ms. Alba:
Can you get herpes from glopping off over pictures on your computer? I’m not sure these days? If you can I’m in trouble. I think we need a concert to raise awareness of these issues. Elton John, Bono and sundry other c**** who’ve already had their fun and now don’t want you to have yours can get involved. It’ll be, like, rilly spiritual.