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The U.K.’s 2nd favorite drug addict, singer Pete Doherty, has forsaken Heroin Fit Club and is now sporting poundage.  And I don’t mean money:

His weight gain is a sign that he’s off smack, which is a good sign for some. 

For me, it raises concern.

What is he eating?  And where is his crack smoking cat? 

Doherty might have abandoned the kitty, since the new “straight edge” Pete can’t afford to be around bad influences. 

But that’s not like Pete Doherty. 

My guess is he had a mad case of munchies, and faced with an empty fridge and relapsing, he had the best of both worlds and ate his crack addled kitten.

If eating the worm in a bottle of tequila causes an intense psychedelic reaction, who knows what effect will result from devouring a cat with crack flowing through it’s kitty veins!

Let’s hope for the sake of kittens everywhere, that it does absolutely nothing.  Otherwise, pet owners will really have to fear Pete Doherty.  

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