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Egotastic does a great job of covering a story while managing expectations one month after another site started a rumor that an Elisha Cuthbert sex tape will be dropping soon:

Now, you may be very reluctant to believe this story, and so am I, but think about this, Elisha Cuthbert is good friends with Paris Hilton, so it’s really just a matter of connecting the dots. Then again, maybe the guy selling the tape just has a copy of The Girl Next Door, and is just to stupid to realise it.

After we got our emotions toyed with by fake rumors that Britney Spears put out a ‘hit’ on Kevin Federline, we don’t need another celebrity check that can’t be cashed.