Everyone Wins with Britney Spears’ Custody Loss
Britney Spears losing custody of her kids is a win-win for everybody.
Britney gets paparazzi attention all to herself.
The kids have more material for their tell all book and movie when they come of age.
And Kevin Federline, just like Darth Vader, has hope for redemption through his children.
He can’t do it himself. After all, he couldn’t even give himself a rap career.
But if he plays his cards right, maybe he can convince Justin Timberlake to take the kids under his wing, like Obi Wan Kenobi, and teach the truly successful way of exploiting black culture.
The Federline-Spears brood can finally realize their daddy’s wiggerific ambition by unifying the trailer park with the ghetto, just like the other greats:
Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem…
Rob Van Winkle AKA Vanilla Ice…
And Elvis AKA…Elvis
The greatest risk to the kids success? Federline’s own desperation.
But as long as he doesn’t pimp them out for a playdate with Michael Jackson, they should do just fine.
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