Refried Screens

When I first started this blog, wardrobe malfunctions were all the rage.  I was fascinated by the fact that people who spent so much money on their image and wardrobe would “accidentally” pick defective clothes.  

Then, it became so regular, I didn’t believe in an “unintentional” celebrity wardrobe malfunction. 

Now, it’s so passe, I’m not going to report on them anymore.

So, no, you will not be seeing stories on Megan Fox’s nipple slip which you can find here.

Nor will you find me writing about Tyra Banks’ fashion nightmare which bared.  That kind of thing is found here. 

And forget about Eva Mendez showing her booty for a good cause here.

There are a lot of hard working women who earn their hard earned dollars in burlesque and resent celebrities that flaunt their wares in such a cheap and tawdry manner. And for FREE of all things! Who would I be, to cheapen their livelihood by contributing to the problem?

So, fare thee well, wardrobe malfunction. One day, you may yet be used in your wholesome, innocent, originally intended manner, before Hollywood bastardized you.

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