How To Ruin Your Friend’s Celebrity Fantasy
Back in the day, I had a friend who loved him some Jada Pinkett…before she was a Smith.
“Did you see Jason’s Lyric?” he raved, licking his lips. “She was butt-ass nekkid and finer than I ever dreamed! Man, I’d love to put the hurt on that!”
He went on and on about the various things he’d like to do to Jada Pinkett. I had heard enough, so I had to break it to him:
“You know she had a body double in the movie, right?”
His jaw dropped. His manhood crushed. All he could say?
“Why’d you have to ruin my fantasy?”
That’s how I ruined my friend’s celebrity fantasy.
But I’ve had my share of celebrity fantasies ruined.
I used to like Yasmeen, bleethfore the mugshot:
I’m sure Hayden Panettiere fans felt the same way after seeing her dig in her ass and lick it:
The wonders of photoshop can have the same effect.
Take a look at how PlanetHiltron turned Pamela Anderson into your high school guidance counselor…and weep:
But it only takes just one good photo:
To forget a bad one:
Or maybe two good…photos:
In fact, any celebrity is redeemable.
Except one…
—-
What celebrity fantasies have been ruined for you?
If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!
Related Posts
As Arts and Entertainment Aficionados, we have always had a different take on Pop Culture matters and enjoy venturing into the absurd. Please join us on our journey as we delve into Refried Screens.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:23 am
Was that supposed to be a bad picture of Salma Hayek? Because she still looks gorgeous. Hate her, lol. Now Britney on the other hand. Bleh.
My celebrity crushes are generally ruined by their bad behavior, like DUIs or domestic abuse or non-payment of child support.
You’ll crack up to know that my last celebrity crush was R. Kelly! Ugh!
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:37 pm
He didn’t win you back by finishing the Trapped in the Closet series? Damn, what is the R. gonna have to do to win you back?