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It took Janet Jackson’s career three years and Tyler Perry’s critic-proof film Why Did I Get Married to recover from her infamous wardrobe malfunction.

Vanessa Hudgens took off her clothes a couple of months ago, and what did she get? 

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens has signed up to front the advertising campaign for Sketchers trainers. The 18-year-old Disney actress will replace singer Ashlee Simpson as the face of the brand in a $1 million deal.

“Accidental” porn now pays.  Just ask Kim Kardashian who got a show based on her naked faux pas.

Is this progress?  Or is it ageism? In other words, if Janet Jackson flashed a younger nipple, would it have meant bigger opportunities?  Or did she just pave the way for a younger generation of sluts without reaping the financial rewards of her trailblazing sluttiness?

The true loser in all of this is broke ass Lindsay Lohan:

Despite only just checking out of her third stint in rehab, Linsday Lohan is returning to work almost immediately amid reports that she has blown a $7million fortune on drugs and alcohol. Lindsay is said to be so broke that she can’t afford her own place, and according to a source she has been forced to move in with a friend. 

If Kim and Paris got a show, imagine what Lindsay Lohan could have received if she had picked the right vice? 

I blame her momager. 

She gave her daughter/client outdated seventies rockstar advice instead of 21st century pornstar advice.  Who knows if poor Lindsay’s career will ever recover…

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