Jennifer Lopez Needed Nickelodeon’s Pregnancy Special
Perez Hilton doesn’t believe Nickelodeon’s planned pregnancy special to save the future and chastity of impressionable Jamie Lynn Spears/Zoey 101 fans is enough to make a difference in educating teens. But it seems as if teens aren’t the only ones who need a little help in understanding what pregnancy does.
Take 39 year old and 5 months pregnant Jennifer Lopez:
“I’ve put on 42 pounds and my belly’s all podgy. I don’t know what’s going on.”
Would J.Lo have gotten pregnant had she known pregnancy causes weight gain? Just like the answer to the eternal quandry: “How many licks does it take to get into the center of the Tootsie Pop?”, the world will never know.
Since most women gain 25-35 pounds during pregnancy and J. Lo has yet to finish her second trimester, something tells me that her brood have probably inherited her award winning junk in the trunk.
Either that, or she was on one hell of a starvation diet before she got pregnant and the free KFC came in handy.
Poor Marc Anthony is still so skinny, he looks as if Jenny don’t share the Honey BBQ Wings.
And that’s a damn shame. He looks like he needs it..and the biscuits with gravy!
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