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Marc Anthony and J. Lo have to be the most annoying, disingenuous couple covered by the media.

She’s pregnant as hell, but won’t admit it.

I understand she’s fearful of jinxing the pregnancy by acknowledging her spermination.  But I’d think being pregnant and doing dance routines on a conveyor belt, while wearing high heels is a lot more dangerous that stating the bloody obvious! 

Instead of the truth, we get coy, dismissive responses.

And Marc Anthony is acting like having a child with a woman he’s married to means something special:

But as Anthony and Lopez keep everyone guessing, one thing is certain: Anthony only has eyes for his wife. Standing at one end of the stage during their last song together, Anthony gazed at Lopez and said, “She’s just fine.”

Tell that to his ex-wife, Miss Universe Dayanara Torres,  and mother of his two kids who he CHEATED on…with J. Lo of all people.

I guess two liars make a great couple.

Britney Spears’ kids shouldn’t worry about being the only celebrity kids doomed to a life of therapy.  In a few years, they’ll have company.

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