Refried Screens

Scarlett Johansson had one big hit with Lost in Translation.  Since then, her movies have flopped, but she stays in the press as a result of her…celebrity.

And she’s made quite a career of them…I mean it.  But there’s only so much you can do until folks lose interest.

Her recent movie The Nanny Diaries was a disastrous box office bomb.  And what does a celebrity do when there’s a disaster?

Have a few wardrobe malfunctions (NSFW)!

If it’s worked for Noelia and Yumiko Cheng, why not for her?

Strangely enough, if you get over her assets, she’s as much a buttaface as the sex tape technorati celebs:

Sorry, that was BEFORE the nose job.  Here’s a more recent one: