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Some people think Lindsay Lohan’s multiple makeouts are a result of nyphomania or drugs.

But they’re not.

Lindsay Lohan hooks up with average looking, pot-bellied guys in an attempt to inspire hope in the hearts of the average joe. It’s backlash against my earlier post extolling the virtues of non-celebrity women.

Instead of viewing her as some high post, unattainable starlet, she wants to be viewed as a girl that, with enough booze, will play tonsil hockey with any one. She’s not picky, so why not watch her movies or buy her albums?

The only problem with her plan is that it assumes she has a movie or album to hock. But sadly, the only thing she’s hocking in the saliva of some slobs in Italy.

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