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Victoria Beckham, the Olsen Twins, and Keira Knightley may look thin to you, but they might be fat messes.

Internally, that is.

According to a London study, a large number of thin people that diet are TOFI’s (Thin Outside, Fat Inside) and have major deposits of internal fat, even if they appear slim.

The report asserts that a sumo wrestler is more likely to be internally thin than your favorite skelebrity, because a sumo’s fat is stored under the skin, not streaking through vital organs and muscles.

That’s right, a sumo wrestler is thinner than Keira Knightley.

One wonders how many other skelebrities are really porkers…on the inside.

This should be good news for Cameron Diaz, who wants to be treated like a 300 pounder, instead of being persecuted for being thin:

“If a woman who’s a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, ‘Do you think you made it because you’re ugly?’ So why should there be prejudice against someone who’s had some success in films and looks a little better than average.”

Maybe Cameron is 300 pounds inside, but just doesn’t know it.

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