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Celebrities need harsher treatment for their own good. Their pampered lives are hurting them:

“A lot of times celebrities get away with a lot more, so they’re often a lot further along in their disease before they ever get treatment and it’s very difficult,” said Susan Blank of the nonprofit Caron group, which runs rehab programs. (Reuters)

Take Lindsay Lohan, for example.

She already crashed her car in May and hurt some poor, innocent trees.
She did a stint in rehab. Ten days later she carjacked a GMC Denali and had the nerve to frame a black guy. Plus, in the same TMZ interview, the victims claim that when they tried to warn her, she boasted “I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f*** I want.”

How many more trees must be mutilated? Does a black man have to spend years in jail for a crime he didn’t commit before someone does something about this? She’s making a mockery of decent, law abiding Americans who like to get wasted in clubs.

If U.S. government statistics show that the criminal justice system was the main source of referral to treatment for those aged between 18 and 25, maybe that’s what Lindsay needs. She should be treated like other offenders in CA:

His last charge was serious because it was a car jacking, but it was not violent. It should have been a car robbery but they called it car-jacking. The sentence for car-jacking is four years. He was a double striker–not even a three striker. Because he was a two striker, it went to eight years. Because his alcohol count was .28 they gave him a five-year enhancement. So that took him up to 13 years. (RW Online)

13 years for Lohan sounds about right to me. After all, one reformed addict suggests:

“It’s all about consequences. If we keep enabling them and don’t allow them to feel the consequences then they will continue.” (Reuters)

With the double whammy news of a box office bomb and being uninsurable in Hollywood, who knows what Lindsay is going to do next. I have the sneaking suspicion that she’ll realize that her celebrity status is based on being infamous. So she’ll probably pull a runaway bride and falsely accuse some poor Mexican for kidnapping her and forcing her to have a threesome.

If she does, is there a better candidate for the death penalty? The only way I see her getting away with the crime is if the Mexican is Jessica Alba. Although Alba will put up quite the legal fight. She doesn’t like being called Mexican and will threaten lawsuit in a hot minute.

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