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This is the worst summer for celebrity pets.

Michael Vick turned out to be a dog murderer.  Ving Rhames was found not guilty after the media called for his dogs to be euthanized.  Now we learned that drugged out British singer Pete Doherty has made his kitten a crackhead that ‘passes out with its paws in the air, suffers mood swings, and thinks it can fly’ thanks to a ‘customized mini-crack pipe’ Doherty made out of a bottle to give the cat a ‘maximum hit’:

Lest you think the crack pipe is a prop and Pete Doherty doesn’t share, keep in mind that last year he was caught on camera injecting heroin into a passed out fan:

Ali G once said he had a mate who gave ecstasy to his depressed dog who ended up going “mental” and “boning” a cat.

His ‘mate’ was probably Pete Doherty, who now has driven his unlucky, traumatized kitty to crack addiction.

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