Who Dented Kim Kardashian’s Butt Implant?
Since Kim Kardashian posed for Playboy, her photos confirmed what some have believed all along: She has butt implants.
The tell-tale sign? An indentation you can see in a photo here (NSFW). For many, the photo has solved a mystery. For me, the mystery has just begun:
I want to know who dented Kim Kardashian’s butt implant?
The list of known suspects:
Ray J…
Nick Cannon…
Reggie Bush…
Sounds like a job for the Bloodhound Gang:
The problem? The Bloodhound Gang may solve mysteries, but they solve clean, wholesome mysteries. Plus the Puerto Rican dude is dead.
I guess we’re stuck with House. Who better to solve a medical mystery about a butt than his curmudgeonly ass?
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October 29th, 2007 at 3:41 am
How does one “dent” a butt implant?
One would think they would be considerably more durable than breast implants, given that butt implants are more “load bearing”. (No pun intended.)
Perhaps it would be the angle at which a certain amount of force would be applied?
I would appreciate some math, or a ballpark figure here. For some reason, I’m doubting physicists and mathematicians contemplate such variables.
Afterwards, maybe we can contemplate how one “fixes” Ms. Kardashian’s problem.
October 29th, 2007 at 3:45 am
Perhaps the equation would look like this:
( )( ) * E = D( )
Where:
“( )( )” = Non-dented posterior
“E” = Force supplied by any of the aforementioned culprits
“D( )” = Dented posterior
…
HEY, don’t look at me like that–it’s science!
October 31st, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Damn. We don’t need House, we need Mr. Wizard!