Who Made Beyonce’s Clothes Transparent?

With all of the bizarre happenings affecting Beyonce this year, I once believed she was a victim of a curse against Destiny’s Child.
Unlike Britney, the spirits that bedevil Beyonce do not assume the form of liquid, powder, or “to-go”.
Recently Beyonce suffered yet another indignity while promoting her new Samsung “B” phone. Previously I would have suggested it was a Voodoo curse which vaporized her bra and made her shirt see thru.
Now I know better.
It wasn’t a Voodoo curse.
It was the devil.
She sold her immortal soul for fame, and now he’s back to collect.
In installments.
By being a 21st Century Faust, countless barely literate little girls can learn through Beyonce a very important morality lesson.
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