Captain America Fired
Back in April, Captain America was assassinated.
He emerged from his death to place a burrito in his pants, smoke a joint, and grope a public citizen after beating up her boyfriend. He was arrested and disgraced. Did I miss anything?
He could have blamed zombification or the forces of evil, but good ol’ Cap, being a true hero, apologized. And what did he get for it?
A good old fashioned pink slip:
“We felt that he would benefit from a fresh start elsewhere and we felt that it was important for us to maintain our outstanding reputation in the community” (AP)
If Chewbacca can molest a woman in June and still pitch products for Sony in July, where’s the justice for Captain America?
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