Refried Screens

Captain America is making another comeback.  No, not a burrito in his pants comeback.  But a comeback comeback.  And this time, he’s packing heat:

“The idea that Captain America would have an offensive weapon like a gun…if it’s an upset feeling, we want it to be so. We want it to feel like, ‘Oh, he’s got a gun now. Captain America with a gun?!’ You know, it should stick in your mind that that’s something. This is not your father’s Captain America, so to speak. It’s a more brutish interpretation, at this point, for the modern age.”

And what a scary modern age it is.

The 21st Century pop tart is a child services nightmare, Bob Barker gets replaced by a shoe salesman, and now Captain America AKA ‘Cap’ can bust a ‘cap’ in that ass?

If Marvel thought having a shield and no weapon made him a punk bitch, why not upgrade to a sword like safe, family friendly, sword-wielding heroes like Voltron, He-Man and Lion-O?

This generation is SO screwed!

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