Heroes Ain’t What They Used To Be…
When Jamie-Lynn Spears got pregnant, folks wondered where they could find good, wholesome entertainment for their kids.
Parents thinking comic book heroes were the answer should think again.
Forget about Captain America. Not only did he die, he came back to life, stuffed his trunks with a burrito, hid a joint in his boot, groped a woman and punched her boyfriend. Don’t believe me? See it for yourself here.
Wonder Woman killed a dude by snapping his neck.
Now Spider-Man done lost his damn mind!
Aunt May got shot, so he made a deal with the devil to save her.
Not for love, but to live rent free and eat her wheatcakes! See for yourself here.
What did the devil want in return? To break up Spidey’s marriage to MJ.
Don’t feel bad for Spider-Man, because in the next issue, he gets some!
In times like these, Pee-Wee Herman don’t seem so bad, now do he?
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