Refried Screens

Negrodamus has been out of work since Chappelle Show was canceled, but I think he’s working for MSNBC.  Hours after reporting fears of high profile celebrity catastrophes spurring copycat behavior, a flurry of copycat celebrity behavior emerged:

Rapper Lil’ Wayne, not to be outdone by T.I.’s bid to enter the Top 5 concerts that will scar you for life, caused a 17 year old girl to get trampled after he tried to ”make it rain” during his show. For the ghetto impaired, making it rain means throwing dollars on the crowd, not peeing on them.

Remember the story about Oscar Crespo attempting to be the worst boyfriend ever by recording girlfriend Johanna Cardona doing the nasty on his cell phone, threatening to blackmail her if she left him, and then “leaking” the video on-line? 

Apparently, singer Cristian Castro raised the stakes and wants you to seriously consider him for worst husband of all time.  Lossip tells us that he’s divorcing his pregnant wife Valeria Liberman after cheating on her with a stewardess, letting his fans determine the baby’s name, and talking about her like a dog in the press. 

He certainly has my vote!

Just the other day, we found out that Owen Wilson slit his wrists due to depression and drug usage.  Hours later, we learned Amy Winehouse’s dad considered killing himself because he was depressed over his daughter’s drug usage. 

I’m depressed after seeing  this now and then photo of her:

And in the weirdest twist of fate,  Senator Larry Craig, after being caught trying to get some dong in the men’s room airport claims he’s not gay.  Which is highly reminiscent of  Christian minister  Ted Haggard protesting too much after getting busted for a crystal meth inspired sex romp!

So is the timing of the MSNBC story coincidence, or is it Negrodamus? 

If it’s Negrodamus, I hope he starts reporting on the NFL soon. My fantasy football draft is right around the corner, and I need all the prognostication I can get!

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