Refried Screens

I was on the verge of retiring from blogging. 

I mean, really, how much time can one heterosexual man spend on Britney Spears?  My most popular posts involved wardrobe malfunctions instead of insightful ruminations on Don Imus and Black Comedy.

Just when I was ready to say goodbye, I came across an article about a restaurant so foul, I couldn’t help but spread the news…

In what has to be the NASTIEST restaurateur move EVER, Taiwan has a Modern Toilet restaurant.  I shit you not…

All 100 seats in the crowded diner are made from toilet bowls, not chairs. Sink faucets and gender-coded “WC” signs appear throughout the three-storey facility, one of 12 in an island-wide chain of eateries.

You have to really wonder about the kind of field research the owners had to do for the menu.  A word to the wise.  If you are ever invited on a date here, whatever you do, don’t go back to the apartment for watersports.

I guess if you put sprinkles on it, it wouldn’t be THAT bad…