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Xenu is on the warpath against Tom Cruise.

First, he sabotaged Tom’s Valkyrie movie.

Then he rallied the injured extras to sue.

Now he wants to bring back the gay rumors in a subtle, non-litigious manner, by suggesting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sleep in separate rooms:

“It’s a situation that works for both of them. Of course they spend time together alone at night like most married couples - after all, they conceived Suri! In fact, they even joke about having separate bedrooms to their friends - Katie says Tom snores, and this way she can get her beauty sleep!”

Xenu wants you to believe that the noises coming from his room is anything but snoring:

“Its not Tom’s snoring that is a problem for katie… its his loud gay sex!” (Hollywood Rag)

But if you believe that, you let Xenu win.