Xenu Sabotaged Tom Cruise Valkyrie Movie
Eleven extras have been injured after falling off a truck on the German set of Tom Cruise’s latest movie, Valkyrie. (BBC)
Some might think it was simply an accident.
The conspiracy minded would beg to differ.
The “accident” could be the result of Nazis pissed about an anti-Nazi movie.
It could be German government sabotage since it banned the film back in June because, for some strange reason, it hates Scientology. In July, it reversed position and granted funds to the film. But the bitterness could still remain.
But the real mastermind behind the ‘accident’ is Xenu, dictator of the Galactic Confederacy and Scientology’s version of the devil.
He pledged revenge against Scientology in Daily Variety through his disciples Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who just happen to be the creators of South Park:
“So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!”
If Xenu can commit mass alien murder and grant Trey Parker and Matt Stone fame and millions, surely he can sabotage a Tom Cruise movie and get away with it!
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August 21st, 2007 at 12:05 am
I initially misread this and thought that Parker and Stone not only predicted the revenge, but executed it.
When Cartman sabotaged the truck, was Kenny killed?
August 21st, 2007 at 12:54 am
Kenny avoided the crash, but Mr. Slave wasn’t as lucky