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We all know O.J. Simpson’s broke ass needs money. That’s why he’s in All-Pro Football 2K8. The knife-wielding mascot for his team, The Assassins, celebrates O.J.’s touchdowns with a slashing motion.

See it yourself:

When his former in-laws didn’t stop the game, I thought it was because they liked the graphics.

But for Ronald Goldman’s daddy, it was all about O.J.’s royalty money.

Now he wants a bigger slice of the action:

“A literary agent for the family of stabbing victim Ronald Goldman has made a deal to repackage and publish O.J. Simpson’s canceled “If I Did It” book about the slayings of Goldman and Simpson’s ex-wife…The family and publisher have pledged to leave Simpson’s manuscript entirely intact, but they will also add key commentary” (MSNBC)

I’m sure that they didn’t give their blessing to the book simply because they’re getting paid. It’s all about…

Who am I fooling? Of course it’s about the money. Why else would you allow the sale of a book written by your son’s murderer about why he ‘probably’ did it?

What’s next? A book tour with surprise appearances by O.J. to pump up book sales, a movie adaptation starring Cuba Gooding Jr., and the inevitable Wrestlemania cage match between Ron Goldman and O.J.?