Chupacabra Should Sue for Identity Theft
The dreaded mythical beast known as Chupacabra, which is Spanish for “goat sucker”, has plagued Puerto Rico and Mexico for generations. Also known as ‘Chupi’, it has apparently been found and killed in Texas:
But what folks are calling a chupacabra is probably just a strange breed of dog, said veterinarian Travis Schaar of the Main Street Animal Hospital in nearby Victoria. “I’m not going to tell you that’s not a chupacabra. I just think in my opinion a chupacabra is a dog,” said Schaar. The “chupacabras” could have all been part of a mutated litter of dogs, or they may be a new kind of mutt, he said.
Here’s what the Texas “chupacabra” looks like:
But that ain’t no stinkin’ Chupacabra!
Everybody knows Chupi looks like this:
In fact, Chupi, if you’re reading this post, shoot me an email and I’ll hook you up with legal assistance to restore honor and fear to your besmirched name and reputation!
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September 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 am
The Cuero, Tx “Chupracabra” could be a variant of an ancient Mexican native breed called XOLOITZCUINTLI (cholo-it-squint-lay) or “Mexican Hairless”.
September 2nd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I saw pictures of this last night and thought “That’s a DOG”.. but there are other pictures of it, and it sure is a strange looking dog. Kind of looks like a corrs between a wild boar and a pit bull’s ass.
September 3rd, 2007 at 5:56 pm
That’s probably why they never caught it. Imagine the 911 call: “Officer, there’s a pit bull’s ass devouring my livestock and…hello? Are you still there?”