Refried Screens

A month ago, MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski refused to report on Paris Hilton. And a Media Civil War began.

Now, CNN’s Jack Cafferty tried to restart the battle. This time against Lindsay Lohan, for a hot five seconds, before he punked out:

First Wolf Blitzer and Sanjay Gupta get pwned by Michael Moore, and now this? Someone needs to put a cocktail of crunk juice, red bull, and levitra in their water cooler, because at this rate a Larry King mishap is waiting to happen.