Refried Screens

For generations, people have tried to figure out the best way of learning different languages.  Some spend years immersing themselves in foreign cultures in other countries. Others pay top dollar for Berlitz classes.

Now, the good folks at Fox News offer a cheaper, more dangerous alternative:

SYDNEY —  A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak “Australian”.

Now we finally know how Dr. Doolittle was able to “talk to the animals”.

Deciphering the movie posters, we should have known all along the producers were trying to tell us the sad and dirty truth…

Note the positioning of the horse…

And why is Eddie Murphy bending over?  Which “language” is he learning?

Now the monkey and bear are having their way with him!

That Eskimo doctor in Grizzly Man was right.  There is a world of animals and a world of man that sometimes, should never intersect!