Hiding Sex Toys in Sausages?
When Michael Vick used a fake water bottle to hide his weed, not many people were surprised. After all, drug couriers are an industrious sort, and we’ve seen Traffic, where Catherine Zeta-Jones’ hubby turned smack into toys.
But we haven’t seen how people hide sex toys.
Thanks to a weirdo in Berlin, our questions have finally been answered:
Staff at a German butcher’s shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their “Schwartenmagen” sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
And you thought Kinder Eggs were the only treats with hidden goodies inside!
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September 19th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
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“Natural look?”
So the Schwartenmagen sausages were “cut,” but the dildos were not?
I’m guessing that something was lost in the translation.
This would NEVER happen in Vienna, for obvious reasons.
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