Paris Hilton as the Tortoise or the Hare?
Back in the day, Aesop’s fables would be used to teach folks lessons on how not to behave. When I was a kid, G.I. Joe and He-Man, would warn about playing with fire or talking to strangers. Who is the Aesop or Orko for the 21st Century?
Isaiah Washington, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton are strong contenders for being participants in modern day morality fables, but there is another who has burst on the scene: Puerto Rican singer/model Noelia.
Haven’t heard about her before? Don’t worry, she isn’t even on Wikipedia! The mess about a sex tape her ex recorded is all over Technorati, which is safe for work, but the links are definitely not.
Unlike the Galilea Montijo sex tape scandal last month, the woman in the video is probably her, as a tattoo gives her away. What is the moral of the story?
Tattoos and Exes Will Do You In.
And that, my friends, is one to grow on.
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Have you seen the video? I’m pretty sure she’s a bunny! LOL
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July 3rd, 2007 at 6:57 pm
D’oh!
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