What Everyone Should Know About Butt Implants
Hottentot Venus was a rage in Europe.
France was so caught up, it took years for Nelson Mandela to get her remains back.
Years after Venus, hoop skirts gave the illusion of bigger buttocks.
It would be a century until Arnold Schwarzenegger would reintroduce booty to the Western world as a Brazillian goodwill booty ambassador, before selling out to his flat assed Hollywood masters.
Years later, Jennifer Lopez brought booty to the masses in a crossover move that captured the “hearts” of America.
The booty challenged longed for the day they too could have a J.Lo posterior.
Silicone implants were possible, but fears of leakage outweighed the desire of augmentation.
Then, a breakthrough occurred. The use of fat grafting to increase booty size. The procedure became so successful, the number of buttock augmentation surgeries increased 158 percent between 2000 and 2004, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.
All of a sudden, we saw an explosion of booty:
Unfortunately for one implant patient, the explosion was unfortunate:
“(O)ne of the surgeons started saying, ‘Well, if she wants J.Lo’s butt, let’s give it to her.’ And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, ‘Come on, that’s nothing, let’s go for it.’ And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded.“
Instead of a J.Lo butt, she suffered 2nd and 3rd degree burns to both cheeks. And to add insult to injury:
Because of tissue loss her behind is even smaller and flatter than before the surgery. “I’m flat as a board,” says Jones-Davies. “No one’s going to sign a fashion model who looks like an 80-year-old man from the back.
Because of the pressure to have bigger booty, we are doomed to make the Simpsons Aliens prophecy come true.
We’ll make bigger and bigger booty, and soon, we will make a booty so big, it will destroy us all.
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September 8th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Great blog! Thanks. I recently had buttock lift and by accident I stumbled upon http://www.thepatientsadvantage.com. I used them when looking for a surgeon.
What I liked the most was that my profile remained anynomyous until I was ready to decide what to do. I received replies from four surgeons that met all the things I was looking for. I liked having that complete control without the sales pressure that some of these places can be known for.
If you are going to go down the cosmetic surgery road…better to be safe than sorry. Check them out.
September 8th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Whew! I’m glad yours didn’t explode like the poor model in the story!