Wookies Gone Wild
As if it wasn’t bad enough for Captain America to come back from the dead and sexually assault a woman with a burrito two months ago, we now have an out of work Chewbacca upping the stakes by molesting Marylin Monroe:
According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress’s hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.
If you think this is bad, wait for Ron Weasley in five years.
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