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Crystal Meth, Crack, Harry Potter?

Harry Potter Fans, upset over their supply of fresh books is coming to an end, are petitioning J.K. Rowling to continue giving them their fix:

“Millions, perhaps billions of us, love reading his adventures and we never want them to end,” says the online petition, launched on Monday at www.saveharrypotter.co.uk. (Reuters)

And they’re not the only ones suffering from withdrawl.

I downed half a bottle of champagne from the mini-bar in one and went home with mascara all over my face. That was really tough…I felt euphoria, devastated, when I finished one chapter near the end. I absolutely howled, it had been planned for so long.” (J.K. Rowling via People)

Imagine the howling if she pulls a Sopranos finale or follows the academic call for Potter’s head in order to follow mythological tradition. If Rowling follows that path, would Pott-heads be as interested in titles like Oh Weasley! or Hermie Goes To College?

Methinks they’d follow the lead of Jericho fans who sent over 20 tons of nuts to CBS headquarters in an effort to revive the canceled show. After the nut deluge, CBS relented.

Does Harry Potter survive the Deathly Hallows? I could care less!
The real mystery is what kind of crap Harry Potter fans will send J.K. Rowling if their petition fails!

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