Saturday, July 21st is considered “P Day“, since it is the day that Harry Potter fans learn the final fate of their beloved heroes. Whether Harry lives or dies, people will be miserable. And misery loves company. Unfortunately, misery loves drugs too.
New York drug dealers hoping to to turn “P Day” into “E Day”, have been peddling Ecstasy pills bearing images from the popular Harry Potter books and movies for $25 a pop. (thesmokinggun.com).
Aren’t Harry Potter fans suffering enough? Is this a dastardly concoction of Lord Voldemort, the Malfoys, or the morally ambiguous Professor Snape? Knowing Snape, he’d probably plead temporary insanity from “wizard mind control” again. And you know what? He’d probably get off, too, leaving some poor, depressed Harry Potter fan turning tricks for a guy who looks like Hagrid, all the time pretending that each john has the biggest wand he’s ever seen.
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