Refried Screens

No matter how cool Indiana Jones was supposed to be, he was nothing but a grave robbing necrophiliac with a Ph.D. who got posh teaching gigs and adventure stipends because of treasures he stole from dead people.

Now the makers of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, know how those dead people must have felt when Indy jacked their shit:

Computers and photographs related to the production of director Steven Spielberg’s highly anticipated “Indiana Jones” film have been stolen…”We want to warn the media that anything that is offered is stolen property,” Marvin Levy told the paper. “We know it is out there.”

Steven Spielberg is concerned the thieves might try to sell the materials.

Now is the time for Indiana Jones AKA Harrison Ford and Indy Jr. AKA Shia Laboeuf to man up and get back the stolen property.  Maybe Spielberg can shoot the search. 

It’d make one hell of a documentary…unless this is all a cheap publicity stunt. 

But Hollywood wouldn’t do that to us, now, would it?

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