Refried Screens

MTV realized that controversy = ratings, so their European broadcast scheduled everyone’s favorite Brit who tries to sound black singer Amy Winehouse.  And she was a complete wreck.

In fact, the only good thing about the show was it comfirmed that Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child got breast implants.  Look at that dimple/fissure:

I would suggest launching a Kim Kardashian search for who dented her implant.  The only problem is nobody cares about Kelly Rowland even after all her plastic surgery.  

Let’s hope she doesn’t go the way of Winehouse, because the novelty of a black crackheaded singer didn’t really work for Whitney Houston’s career…

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