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At a recent Jennifer Lopez concert, a fan blew the side of her top all the way up for a moment, revealing what observers believed to be a definitive baby bump:

“She was very quick to push down her top. Then she talked about how this year is full of firsts for her . . . and every so often her dress would fly up and you would see her belly.”

A number of sites have followed up on the story and are reporting that Jennifer Lopez’ wardrobe malfunction reveals she’s pregnant. 

I disagree.

Flashing her belly was not her passive aggressive way of telling the world she’s pregnant, without actually telling the world she’s pregnant.

The wardrobe malfunction was a sign that she was suffering from bloating and indigestion because of too much KFC at her VIP party:

“We would like to offer you, your entourage and a few VIP guests an ‘all access’ pass to the KFC location of your choice,” KFC President Gregg Dedrick wrote in an open letter to J.Lo and Marc Anthony.  “You have a bucketful of choices for ‘after party’ locations because KFC has more than 5,500 restaurants across the country. Hearing about your fondness for KFC was music to our ears, so just name the time and the place and we’ll open our doors to you for a post-concert feast.”

She probably couldn’t wait until after the show to chow down, and learned the hard way that KFC is not good pre-concert food.

Look at her ‘calling’ her roadies to hook up the Tums for the next wardrobe change…

Next time, stick to the veggie plate in your concert rider, J. Lo.  You’ll do a hell of a lot better!

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