Refried Screens

Now I’ve seen it all…

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Last year, we ragged on Barack Obama for not having a sense of humor over the Obama Girl joke.

After watching Obama’s roasting John McCain at the Alfred E. Smith dinner in New York, we stand CORRECTED:

Andy Samberg clowned Mark Wahlberg on SNL with his Marky Mark Talks To Animals skit. On Jimmy Kimmel, we realized Mr. Wahlberg wasn’t feeling a good vibration. He was still in character for Max Payne.

Time will tell whether Wahlberg reverts back to his old self, Marky Mark, or the hatemongering thug of his Boston days.

Katy Perry ‘performed’ at the Latin MTV VMAs behind a cake. The rest is, well, see for yourself…

Sundance Channel has a show called Iconoclasts. In addition to insights, advice, and inspiration, it provides something that not even Nostradamus predicted.

Richard Branson and Desmond Tutu as bathing beauties:

Thank goodness these guys realized at an early age that swimsuit modeling was not their true calling…

Alaska Governor and Republican VP Candidate Sarah Palin tried strumming up some cheap press in a swing state by dropping the puck at the Philadelphia Flyers/New York Rangers hockey game. She forgot one thing…

They don’t play that in Philly.

Here’s the video:

Neither the piped music nor daughter Piper could drown out the boos. And look at the guys in the crowd!

It’s times like these when you wish the debates were held before Flyers games.

Frankly, I don’t understand why Sarah Palin should be ashamed of this footage from the Miss Alaska pageant. Apparently, these don’t stay up long:

But this guy here says he’s keeping it up…no pun intended.

David Letterman still can’t get over John McCain’s last minute Late Show no show:

Will the networks follow if McCain no shows the debate tonight?

Hell hath no fury like a talk show host scorned.

Someone should have told John McCain before he decided to diss David Letterman:

Dave is right, maybe someone put something in John’s metamucil!

David Blaine wants you to worship him because he does dumb shit. His latest stunt: hang upside down in Central Park and take breaks now and then:

What’s next? Channel surfing horizontally on a couch? Staying up for three days with a few nap breaks? How about reading a few pages of this site? That’s pure torture!