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Yup, there was a riot in New York during America’s Next Top Model Auditions:

Any guess how long it’ll be before she covers it on her talk show?

When Joaquin Phoenix acted a fool on Letterman, people wondered if it was a stunt for an upcoming Casey Affleck/Ali Gesque/Borat movie. Now he done gone and attacked some heckler in the crowd during a Miami show and the question remains: Real or Boratified?

Decide for yourself:

UFC Welterweight Champ Georges St. Pierre dominated UFC Lightweight Champ BJ Penn at UFC 94. Some attribute it to St. Pierre’s dominant weight advantage. Others believe it’s St. Pierre’s dominant skillz.

Penn thinks it was due to dominant vasoline usage:

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Check out how a weave stopped a bullet…

Lil’ Wayne was trying to get all hype for his concert. So he ran across the stage and, well, see for yourself…

First Madonna, now Lil’ Wayne. Who’s next?

Madonna goes down memory lane, ripping off Prince’s 7 video, before, well, see for yourself…

Dude gets so mad, he chucks his loafers at George Bush in Iraq:

First the shoe bomber and now this? I guess journalists will have to do press conferences in their socks.

Joe Satriani filed a plagiarism lawsuit against Coldplay because their “Viva La Vida” sounds just like “If I Could Fly”. The only difference between the two songs? One sold a crapload of records, the other didn’t.

Judge for yourself:

Now I’ve seen it all…

Last year, we ragged on Barack Obama for not having a sense of humor over the Obama Girl joke.

After watching Obama’s roasting John McCain at the Alfred E. Smith dinner in New York, we stand CORRECTED: