With all of the attendee abuse over the past year at concerts, the fans decided to strike back. This time it’s Liam & Noel Gallagher of Oasis performing at the Virgin Festival in Toronto. Wait for it around the minute and a half mark:
After being DQed Swedish Olympic Wrestler Ara Abrahamian fights the power:
Pretty tame for a wrestler. Punk ass reacted more like a synchronized swimmer. He should’ve grabbed someone for good old fashioned ground and pound. Or at least a bodyslam. The WWE definitely wont be calling…
Rage Against the Machine just can’t seem to make up their minds.
First, they protest the Democratic Party and help Bush get elected, only to disband before the administration could get the ball rolling, forcing us to endure Audioslave.
Then, Audioslave broke up and then they brought back Zack de la Rocha.
Their fans were all hyped up to see them play Lollapalooza, only to see their heroes stop playing…
Man, Barack Obama can’t catch a break. Black men just can’t stand his ass. First, Bill Clinton, then Jeremiah Wright and Jesse Jackson. Take a look at what happens when the brotha tries to make a speech and shit in Florida:
Then he has to come back and answer their questions:
We know you’re pulling a Sade and singing ‘Is it a crime’, but if interrupting Obama’s touching eloquence with slackjawed grunting isn’t criminal, we don’t know what is! The protester can’t even make up his mind whether he’s talking about Africans or black people. And a mind IS a terrible thing to waste, you know…
A bit of news has shed new light on Christian Bale’s attack on his mother:
Though Jenny Bale - who formerly worked as a circus clown and now is a reflexologist - has previously spoken of her pride in her son, the two do not appear to be especially close.
Note the similarity. His mother was a clown…and so is Joker. At her home, she probably has photos of her circus clown glory days.
Maybe when Christian Bale came home to visit, he saw a photo of mamma dressed as a clown and had a flashback. Thinking he was Batman, he tried to take her down with a makeshift batarang.
Were it not for his mamma’s reflexology training, she’d be a goner!
Christian Bale AKA Batman raised quite a stir with news reports that he was arrested for abusing his mamma. Contrary to popular notions, it has nothing to do with fame or money.
Heath Ledger thought landing the demanding role of the Joker was a dream come true - but now some think it was a nightmare that led to his tragic death. Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead.
“Well,” Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, “I warned him.”
What does this have to do with Christian Bale?
Everything.
Bruce Wayne is an orphan.
Christian Bale got so wrapped up in his character, he subconsciously is trying to become one.
I’d like to retract my earlier statement. I don’t blame method acting.
I blame Adam West.
Where was he when Christian Bale needed him the most?
In wake of Jesse Jackson’s proclamation against Barack Obama, there is one man who can make a difference to ensure the safety of the Democratic nominee: Fedor Emelianenko.
Unlike Kimbo Slice, Fedor doesn’t knock out bums. He destroys world champion Ultimate Fighters. Take a look at what he did to Tim Sylvia, a guy who held the UFC Heavyweight belt longer than anyone else in UFC history:
With Fedor protecting Obama, Jesse needs to fear for his own nuts sake!
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