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When Fans Attack: Oasis Owned In Toronto

September 09, 2008 By: refrieds Category: music

With all of the attendee abuse over the past year at concerts, the fans decided to strike back. This time it’s Liam & Noel Gallagher of Oasis performing at the Virgin Festival in Toronto. Wait for it around the minute and a half mark:

Akon Slaps Fan in Guyana

September 05, 2008 By: refrieds Category: music

Accident or intentional? You make the call:

Lily Allen and Elton John Fight Because They Cant Make Hit Records

September 04, 2008 By: refrieds Category: music

What happens when you mix a drunk ass one hit wonder with a venerated hedonist?

What I don’t get? When you think GQ, who the hell thinks Lily Allen and Elton John?

Ara Abrahamian Tosses Olympic Medal

August 14, 2008 By: refrieds Category: sports

After being DQed Swedish Olympic Wrestler Ara Abrahamian fights the power:

Pretty tame for a wrestler. Punk ass reacted more like a synchronized swimmer. He should’ve grabbed someone for good old fashioned ground and pound. Or at least a bodyslam. The WWE definitely wont be calling…

Rage Against The Machine Lollapalooza Security Detail

August 04, 2008 By: refrieds Category: Uncategorized, music

Rage Against the Machine just can’t seem to make up their minds.

First, they protest the Democratic Party and help Bush get elected, only to disband before the administration could get the ball rolling, forcing us to endure Audioslave.

Then, Audioslave broke up and then they brought back Zack de la Rocha.

Their fans were all hyped up to see them play Lollapalooza, only to see their heroes stop playing…

And start running security…

I wish RATM would make up their damn minds.

Black on Black Crime Rears Its Ugly Head Against Obama…AGAIN!

August 01, 2008 By: refrieds Category: politics

Man, Barack Obama can’t catch a break. Black men just can’t stand his ass. First, Bill Clinton, then Jeremiah Wright and Jesse Jackson. Take a look at what happens when the brotha tries to make a speech and shit in Florida:

Then he has to come back and answer their questions:

We know you’re pulling a Sade and singing ‘Is it a crime’, but if interrupting Obama’s touching eloquence with slackjawed grunting isn’t criminal, we don’t know what is! The protester can’t even make up his mind whether he’s talking about Africans or black people. And a mind IS a terrible thing to waste, you know…

Flashbacks To Blame For Bale’s Mamma Assault?

July 24, 2008 By: refrieds Category: movies

A bit of news has shed new light on Christian Bale’s attack on his mother:

Though Jenny Bale - who formerly worked as a circus clown and now is a reflexologist - has previously spoken of her pride in her son, the two do not appear to be especially close.

Note the similarity. His mother was a clown…and so is Joker. At her home, she probably has photos of her circus clown glory days.

Maybe when Christian Bale came home to visit, he saw a photo of mamma dressed as a clown and had a flashback. Thinking he was Batman, he tried to take her down with a makeshift batarang.

Were it not for his mamma’s reflexology training, she’d be a goner!

WNBA Basketbrawl = Progress?

July 24, 2008 By: refrieds Category: sports

A few months ago, the WNBA had its first dunk. Many took it as a sign of progress.

The other night during a Detroit Shock / Los Angeles Sparks game, the WNBA had its first brawl:

You’ve come a long way baby!

Secret Reason Why Christian Bale’s Batman Begins A Dark Knight For His Mamma

July 24, 2008 By: refrieds Category: celebrities

baleco Christian Bale AKA Batman raised quite a stir with news reports that he was arrested for abusing his mamma.  Contrary to popular notions, it has nothing to do with fame or money. 

It has everything to do with method acting

Heath Ledger lost his life trying to become the Joker, even though Jack Nicholson warned him:

Heath Ledger thought landing the demanding role of the Joker was a dream come true - but now some think it was a nightmare that led to his tragic death.  Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead. 

“Well,” Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, “I warned him.”

What does this have to do with Christian Bale?

Everything.

Bruce Wayne is an orphan.

Christian Bale got so wrapped up in his character, he subconsciously is trying to become one.

I’d like to retract my earlier statement.  I don’t blame method acting.

I blame Adam West.

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Where was he when Christian Bale needed him the most?

Obama Needs Him Some Fedor

July 20, 2008 By: refrieds Category: sports

In wake of Jesse Jackson’s proclamation against Barack Obama, there is one man who can make a difference to ensure the safety of the Democratic nominee: Fedor Emelianenko.

Unlike Kimbo Slice, Fedor doesn’t knock out bums. He destroys world champion Ultimate Fighters. Take a look at what he did to Tim Sylvia, a guy who held the UFC Heavyweight belt longer than anyone else in UFC history:

With Fedor protecting Obama, Jesse needs to fear for his own nuts sake!