After MLK’s assassination, Jesse Jackson hit the talk show circuit wearing a shirt with King’s blood on it. Jesse claimed the fact that King’s blood splashed his shirt meant he was “anointed” by Martin to continue MLK’s legacy.
Pretty weird.
But not as weird as Jesse Jackson’s desire to possess Barack Obama’s nuts:
What plans did Jesse Jackson have for Obama’s nuts after he cut them off?
Would Jesse Jackson use Obama’s nuts as a hood ornament? Perhaps Jesse Jackson would replace his rear view mirror fuzzy dice with Obama’s testicles. Or he’d wear them around his neck like an Africa medallion.
How would Jesse pimp Obama’s balls, anyway? As a means to take the Democratic nomination? Blackmail for the V.P. slot? Maybe he’s thinks Obama’s family jewels is the key to getting with Scarlett Johansson. She is Obama’s pen pal after all…
No, my friends, Jesse Jackson’s obsession with Barack Obama’s cojones will remain a mystery likely never to be solved.
And maybe it’s better for America that it stays that way. It sure as hell would be better for Barack Obama. Lord knows he don’t need no Jesse Jackson copycat nut jobs…
The Game loves him some retro hip hop. So much so, he tried a 21st Century KRS-One “Stop The Violence/Self-Destruction” project involving the Sean Bell murder.
Problem is, there’s no money in it. And he learned the hard way that we’re not all in the same gang after all.
And it not only made The Game cry, it made him quit hip-hop…
Inside of us, we both know you belong with hip-hop. You’re part of H.E.R. work, the thing that keeps H.E.R. going. If you’re not with H.E.R., you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Forget these sucka MCs, you’ll always have Paris.
Apparently, Memin Pinguin isn’t racist, although he’s a black kid drawn like a monkey, which would be cool if the blonde and brunette kids were drawn as monkeys too. But they’re not. They’re drawn like, well…human kids:
If Memin Pinguin fostered great racial understanding, why isn’t Obama rocking the Latino vote?
Take a look at this dude:
He claims black folks just don’t get Memin Pinguin. But if that’s the case what’s with all that moyo stuff?
If Memin Pinguin is so beloved as an icon for racial understanding, maybe the Obama campaign would have greater luck attracting Latino voters if they replaced Curious George with Memin Pinguin…
Our Spanish language skillz are atrocious, but you don’t need to speak a lick in order to understand the beef between Arcangel and Polaco, thanks to a mic upside the head!
Amy Winehouse keeps bringing the goods. At the 2 minute mark, she calls Kanye West the c word:
Straight gangsta! Amy Winehouse needs to keep on touring and bringing the hits. This my friends, is true entertainment. Ain’t no party like a crackhead party!
Amy Winehouse threw an elbowsmash at a fan during her set at the Glastonbury music festival. Being a perfectionist, Amy wasn’t comfortable with the damage inflicted, so she added a cracktastic punch:
I hope the fan went to the doctor after the violent attack. Who knows what kind of disease she might have caught from Amy Winehouse’s crack attack!
As fans of reality television, we tend not to believe that watching it makes you dumb. Then again, we don’t watch The Hills on MTV, where apparently being dumb is a prerequisite for getting a spot on the show.
Take Spencer Pratt.
We just knew him as some dude who has a hell of a publicist. After watching David Letterman rip into him FOR SIX MINUTES, we think Spencer needs new help:
Ha! He tried rolling out before the interview ended. Only problem? He should have left as soon as he sat down.
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As Arts and Entertainment Aficionados, we have always had a different take on Pop Culture matters and enjoy venturing into the absurd. Please join us on our journey as we delve into Refried Screens.