Governor David Paterson Confesses EVERYTHING
After Eliot spitzered in the face of New York voters, his successor, David Paterson admitted that he too cheated on his wife. But it was cool, since his wife cheated on him, too. So there!
And if that wasn’t bad enough, he admitted to using cocaine.
What next? Confessing to peeing in the shower? Drinking the last of the milk and not throwing away the carton? How about leaving dirty dishes in the sink?
Governor David Paterson is on the verge of being the confessing politician EVER!
He gets a pass because he’s blind, I guess. Hell, guy has to get his kicks somehow.
And who are we, the visually unimpaired, to pass judgment?
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March 25th, 2008 at 3:38 am
Simple defenses, WASTED:
It looked like sugar to him.
And that extramarital pussy?
It looked like intramarital pussy.
How many other deadly sins will this guy admit stumbling (not so blindly) into?
March 25th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
When a guy forsakes defenses like that, I don’t know whether to respect him for not taking the easy way out, or hate him for leveling the playing field and messing it up for making himself “handicapable”.