Secret Reason For NY Governor Paterson’s Confessions
Not since Usher’s confessions or last weekend at St. Joseph’s rectory has a person spilled his guts over salacious activities like New York Governor David Paterson. 
Why is this poor man telling us things we really don’t want to know?
It is for our own good.
Eliot Spitzer went down due to personal foibles.
Whoremongering personal foibles.
David Paterson liked Spitzer, although I think he likes being governor a lot more.
So, Paterson figured out, “You know what? If people care about personal slights and gossip, I’m gonna give it to them!”
Now we’re at a point where we are begging him to stop.
No more extramarital info…
No more cocaine admissions…
If Governor Paterson’s plan works, we won’t care about the personal lives of our politicians, just their public works.
If you doubt Governor Paterson’s plan, consider the fact that we’re just two weeks into his term.
And he has a lot more confessing to do.
By the end of the year, you’ll be crying “No Mas”.
Sure, you’ll still want gossip, but you’ll be getting it from a source you can enjoy without feeling guilty.
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