After MLK’s assassination, Jesse Jackson hit the talk show circuit wearing a shirt with King’s blood on it. Jesse claimed the fact that King’s blood splashed his shirt meant he was “anointed” by Martin to continue MLK’s legacy.
But not as weird as Jesse Jackson’s desire to possess Barack Obama’s nuts:
What plans did Jesse Jackson have for Obama’s nuts after he cut them off?
Would Jesse Jackson use Obama’s nuts as a hood ornament? Perhaps Jesse Jackson would replace his rear view mirror fuzzy dice with Obama’s testicles. Or he’d wear them around his neck like an Africa medallion.
How would Jesse pimp Obama’s balls, anyway? As a means to take the Democratic nomination? Blackmail for the V.P. slot? Maybe he’s thinks Obama’s family jewels is the key to getting with Scarlett Johansson. She is Obama’s pen pal after all…
No, my friends, Jesse Jackson’s obsession with Barack Obama’s cojones will remain a mystery likely never to be solved.
And maybe it’s better for America that it stays that way. It sure as hell would be better for Barack Obama. Lord knows he don’t need no Jesse Jackson copycat nut jobs…Related Posts