Comments on: Sopranos Finale Theories WHACKED! http://refriedscreens.com/sopranos-finale/sopranos-finale-theories-whacked/ Pop Culture Mashed Up And Tasty Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:07:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Kiros http://refriedscreens.com/sopranos-finale/sopranos-finale-theories-whacked/#comment-340 Kiros Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:53:04 +0000 http://refriedscreens.com/sopranos-finale/sopranos-finale-theories-whacked/#comment-340 Ending the series smelling like an onion. How appropriate. Here's what really happened: The shady dudes about to perform the hit observe Tony's duck-like inhalation of greasy, artery-clogging foods, and realize that they couldn't kill before the onset of his impending fatal heart attack. Fade to belch...errrr...black. More Proof: Ever hear that motherfucker breath? The first time I heard it I was scared shitless, hoping it wasn't me. As a life-long asthmatic, I know for damn sure sounds like that coming from my pipes mean an expeditious visit to the ER. If Chase's real message in the Sopranos concerned the scourge of American obesity, bravo. Ending the series smelling like an onion. How appropriate.

Here’s what really happened:

The shady dudes about to perform the hit observe Tony’s duck-like inhalation of greasy, artery-clogging foods, and realize that they couldn’t kill before the onset of his impending fatal heart attack.

Fade to belch…errrr…black.

More Proof:

Ever hear that motherfucker breath?

The first time I heard it I was scared shitless, hoping it wasn’t me. As a life-long asthmatic, I know for damn sure sounds like that coming from my pipes mean an expeditious visit to the ER.

If Chase’s real message in the Sopranos concerned the scourge of American obesity, bravo.

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