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In wake of Jesse Jackson’s proclamation against Barack Obama, there is one man who can make a difference to ensure the safety of the Democratic nominee: Fedor Emelianenko.

Unlike Kimbo Slice, Fedor doesn’t knock out bums. He destroys world champion Ultimate Fighters. Take a look at what he did to Tim Sylvia, a guy who held the UFC Heavyweight belt longer than anyone else in UFC history:

With Fedor protecting Obama, Jesse needs to fear for his own nuts sake!

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